Thursday 4 November 2010

Miss Apple Tart

Miss Apple Tart is a cross dressing performer who has a selection of ridiculous, rampantly, cross dressed, deviant, slightly lonesome, poesom and slightly cravesome dances, which is driven by sexual desire, they are deliciously, rather fanatically, radiantly, humorous performances, laced with mustaches under Miss Tart's belt next to her banana; of course.
At times she can be seen playing her french horn, leading her to feel slightly horny, she can some times be seen with her friend Sharlies Chaplin and together let all their inhibitions go, by wondering down a fantastical rabbit hole and creating a freakish absurdity of wonder which makes perfect sense.